4 Reasons to Hate Clubbing!

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I hate clubbing. Why do I hate clubbing? I have to sacrifice my sleep. I love sleeping. I don't get why people don't like to sleep.

Also I hate clubbing music, loud incessant noises. Why listen to such music when there is Adele and John Mayer?

Furthermore, I hate crowds, especially aggressive and horny crowds in a tiny space. One would get claustrophobia just by going to a club.

Lastly, it's expensive. Why would you waste a 100 bucks clubbing when you can buy yourself Ice Cream?

Mcdonald's Breakfast?